Well here we go.....

It's here! The troll speaks finally, and everyword opens new and exciting vistas so delightful that even the cherubim feel ugly, old and faded. Will our hero groove the world as he so fervently hopes he might? Will he in the end be left umarried and thus unwashed as even his most well-wishing friends belive he will? The answer to all this and more awaits gentle reader, so follow us now under the Bridge of the Thinking Troll.....